This is a pirate tribe with pirate morals and hereby is formed to never allow the Hollywood Merchandising Machine's lowest point to occur again: The Cat in the Hat.

This movie is total piece of crap at every level, yet my 7-year old kid still wants a Goldfish Flashlight from Radio Shack. I can't look anywhere without seeing red and white stripes on some sort of trash for sale.

This movie screws Dr. Seuss over at every turn, from the "hoe" joke to the Universal Studio plug to the best acting the Baldwins can muster.

It's time to tip Hollywood into the Pacific and give the right to produce entertainment back to those are entertaining.

Can this tribe grow to 1000 members by the end of 2003?

http://CatInHatBacklash.tribe.net